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Proofreading (including a quiz)
How to proofread and never miss a
single errror
How did you do on
last week’s proofreading quiz?
“Porn and Beans” and other proofreading
classics
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Proofreading electronically produced text.
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How
to proofread and never miss a single errror
By Stephen Wilbers
Author of 1,000 columns
published in the
Minneapolis Star Tribune & elsewhere
We all have horror stories we can tell
about proofreading errors, about those times when, despite our best efforts,
something slipped past our vigilant gaze.
Sometimes these lapses are relatively harmless. Other times, if we’re lucky, our
readers don’t even notice. All too often, however, the errors are obvious and
painfully embarassing.
Four years ago this May, for example, the University of Wisconsin awarded nearly
4,000 diplomas with the name of the state spelled “Wisconson.” Amazingly, six
months passed before anyone noticed and brought it to the University’s
attention. “We do proofread the diplomas,” said one official, “but we
concentrate on the name and the degree. We usually consider that the standard
information is correct. It just didn’t occur to us that this could happen.” But
it did happen, and the printing company ended up paying for replacements.
Once during my days as an administrator at the University of Minnesota I was
serving on a search committee. Of the more than 130 applications, one stood out.
The application letter began with a reference to the position of “associate vice
president for student affairs at the University of Minnesota” and concluded with
a statement about “the real reason I want to come to the University of Maryland
is . . .” The committee members recognized the gaffe as a word-processing error,
an illustration of both the power and the risk of electronically produced text,
and we had a good chuckle. Needless to say, however, the applicant didn’t get
the job.
In fairness to word processors, it must be acknowledged that these wonderful
machines and their marvelous spell-checking programs have led to a dramatic
reduction in mispellings. No longer is it commonplace, for example, to see
“accommodate” spelled with one “m,” “commitment” spelled with a double “t” after
the “i,” or that formerly much-abused word, “occurrence,” misspelled three
different ways in a single attempt: with one “c,” one “r,” and an “a”
rather than an “e.” But even the wizardry of computers won’t prevent you from
using the wrong word, correctly spelled – like “effect” when you mean “affect,”
or “complement” when you mean “compliment.”
In other words, affective proofreading is still an important and necessary
skill. To help you sharpen that skill, I recommend the following techniques:
1. Read slowly and fixate on each word.
2. Sub-vocalize (or, better yet, read out loud).
3. Read one line at a time (try holding a ruler or sheet of paper beneath
each line as you read it).
4. When you find an error, reread the entire sentence (for some reason, we
tend to assume that a sentence will have no more than one error).
5. Check for consistency in format (in headings, spacing, punctuation,
layout, etc.)
7. Watch for common errors (like “it’s” for “its,” or missing quotation
marks and parentheses – especially the closing marks.
8. Pay special attention to headings (their authoritative appearance can
fool you).
9. Check not only for typographical errors but for common word-processing
errors like repeated, missing, repeated, and misplaced text.
10. Have someone who was not involved in the preparation of your text check
it over.
11. Because certain errors can be caught more readily by the author, be
sure to proofread your own copy when someone else is doing your typing.
Finally – as recommended in 1978 by the National Secretaries Association –
“Proofread tomorrow what you worked on today.”
Now, as you have doubtless noticed, this column is studded with errors. I did
this intentionally to give you some practice applying the proofreading
techniques I am recommending. Not counting “Wisconson” for “Wisconsin,” there
are nine – at least, I think that’s how many there are. (Let me know if you find
more!) Can you find all nine? Work with a colleague if you like. Answers will
appear in next weeks column.
Happy hunting!
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How did you do on
last week’s proofreading quiz?
By Stephen Wilbers
Author of 1,000 columns
published in the
Minneapolis Star Tribune & elsewhere
In last week’s column, I offered 11
techniques for foolproof proofreading. On the assumption that people learn more
effectively when given the opportunity to apply the knowledge and skills they
are being taught, I included a number of intentional errors in my copy – nine,
to be exact – and I invited you to find them.
How did you do? Did get help from a colleague?
Most of the errors were obvious, but some may have been hard to spot. At least
one was inconspicuous. I suspect that only the most skilled proofreaders among
you found all nine.
Here are the errors as they appeared, beginning with the misspelling in the
headline.
Error 1:
“How to proofread and never miss a single errror”
That’s an easy one. “Errror” should have a double rather than a triple “r.”
Error 2:
“All too often, however, the errors are obvious and
painfully embarassing.”
For some odd reason, “embarrass” is correctly spelled with a double “r,” whereas
“harass” is spelled with a single “r.” Inconsistencies of this nature were
slipped into the English language by unscrupulous lexicographers for the sole
purpose of making life difficult for the rest of us. If you’ve ever met an
lexicographer, you know how diabolical they can be.
Error 3:
“In fairness to the word processor, however, it must be
acknowledged that these wonderful machines and their marvelous spell-checking
programs have led to a dramatic reduction in mispellings.”
I’m embarrassed by this one. I can’t believe my spell-checker didn’t catch it
for me. As I’m sure you noticed, “mispellings” should be spelled “misspellings.”
I confess: spelling will always be a mystery to me. And here I was
preaching to you about the importance of getting it write.
Error 4:
“In other words, affective proofreading is still an
important and necessary skill.”
There’s another one! That should be “effective,” which means producing a
decisive or desired effect, as opposed to “affective,” which means relating to
feelings or emotions. If you have trouble knowing when to use “affect” or
“effect,” just memorize this phrase (and note that the two words are in
alphabetical order): To affect something, you must have an effect on it.
Remember: “Affect” is almost always used as a verb; “effect” is almost
always used as a noun. The only common usage for “effect” as a verb is in this
phrase: “to effect change.” Otherwise, if you’re looking for a verb, the
safe bet is “affect.”
Errors 5, 6, & 7:
“5. Check for consistency in format (in headings, spacing, punctuation, layout,
etc.)
7. Watch for common errors (like 'it’s' for 'its,' or missing quotation marks
and parentheses – especially the closing marks.”
There are three errors contained in these two points of advice. If you found the
first one, which is hardly noticeable, you are to be commended as a very fine
proofreader indeed: Item 5 is the only item in the list that does not end
with a period. In addition, the numbering is faulty (number 6 is skipped), and
item 7 is missing its closing parenthesis.
Error 8:
“Check not only for typographical errors but for common
word-processing errors like repeated, missing, repeated, and misplaced text.”
Ah, the electronic gremlin strikes again, leaving a chunk of “repeated” text
where it doesn’t belong.
Error 9:
“Answers will appear in next weeks column.”
Watch out for apostrophes when forming the possessive. They are easily omitted.
In this case, an apostrophe is needed to form the possessive of “week,” as in
“next week’s column.”
Well, I hope this little exercise wasn’t too painful for you. But who ever said
writing was supposed to be fun, anyway?
By the way, if you want to share any of your favorite horror stories about
proofreading errors, I’d love to hear them. |
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“Porn and Beans”
and other proofreading classics
By Stephen Wilbers
Author of 1,000 columns
published in the
Minneapolis Star Tribune & elsewhere
Well, I can see we need another column on
proofreading errors.
My articles on proofreading elicited three times the number of letters that my
columns typically generate. (Thanks, Mom, Dad, Sis.)
Responding to my invitation to share favorite horror stories about proofreading,
Colleen Hofelman of Pipestone wrote that her local grocery store was offering a
real attention-grabber as its special of the week: “Porn and Beans.”
Which reminds me of the one my editor shared with me from the headline in a
Catholic weekly newspaper: “The joy of pubic worship.”
Philip Carlson, a Minneapolis landscape architect, sent in this one: “My
biggest blooper was in a letter to an important out-of-town client. I typed the
letter and studied the body of it carefully for errors, including spell-checking
in the computer. Only after I had sent it did I notice I had addressed it to
‘Mr. Brain (instead of Brian) Brennan.’ If he noticed, he never told me.”
Jane Perkins from Mankato thinks that the typo in Jane Smiley’s Pulitzer
prize-winning novel, A Thousand Acres, “should win the big one!” On page 294,
eulogy is misspelled eulegy, but Ms. Perkins “almost” likes it that way because,
she notes, eulegy could be “a combination of eulogy and elegy.”
And then there was the one from Irene Bohn, of New Hope Elementary School, who
wrote about the two grown men who went out, with dogs and rifles in tow, to do
some “mouse hunting.”
The story that best illustrates how costly proofreading errors can be came from
Winifred Lanches of Richfield (who, by the way, was relieved when she read in
the last paragraph of my column that I had made all those errors intentionally –
until that point, she told me, she “was beginning to wonder” how I had “made it
as a columnist!”). Ms. Lanches shared an anecdote “from many years ago” about a
traveling sales rep of a large produce company who wired his boss one day to
find out if he should accept the price he had been quoted for a quantity of
produce. The boss called Western Union to send a wire, which read: “NO
PRICE TOO HIGH.” With this in mind, the sales rep bought an entire carload, only
to learn on his return that what the boss had intended to say was: “NO.
PRICE TOO HIGH.”
Ah, so much for the price of a missing period! Or should that be “cost”?
Some of you wrote to describe particular proofreading “afflictions.” As a member
of a newspaper family, Charles Dare of Elk River has been proofreading all his
life. In fact, even in retirement Mr. Dare is still so “afflicted” with
“proofreading compulsion” that he proofs everything he reads, even signs and
notices, and when he thinks he spots an error he calls the company.
Stella Waletski of Anoka had another kind of affliction in mind when she wrote,
“Do you have any idea what it is like to live for years with a live, breathing,
walking dictionary?” She was referring, of course, to her husband.
A number of readers, including B.J. Gades of Morris and Lucy Bigelow Hazel of
St. Cloud, wrote to inform me that they had found an “unintended” error in my
sentence, “And here I was preaching to you about the importance of getting it
write.” Ms. Hazel rote, “By the way, sir, your computer didn’t do ‘write’ by you
and neither did your proofreader.”
Right. “Write” should indeed be “right” in the phrase, “getting it write.” But
which of these is right: Does a playwright write or does a playwrite
wright?
And, if that’s too easy for you, try this: How many rites could a
playwright write if a playwright could write right? Or, if you prefer: How
many wrongs could a playwright right if a playwright could right wrongs? Or
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